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  The Camera Doesn’t Lie: Bella Really is a Whack Job

  11.21.08 | Permalink | 14 Comments

  The end.
  No — if you liked the books (the Twilight books, that is), you’ll probably like the movie. Even though Edward seems to be fighting dysenterial vomiting at the beginning rather than a burning desire for Bella’s blood, and even though Rosalie looks fat and ugly. (Sorry. I realize she’s probably a size 2, but [...]

• summer

  Ah, Summer: Girls with Guns, Excessive Wearing of Sunglasses, Booze

  06.11.08 | Permalink | 7 Comments

  I know a lot of you are experiencing hot, violent weather. Here in the Olympic Peninsula of Utah, we’ve got snow on the mountains and just enough sun to cast a shadow. This wet, green early summer reminds me of the last time we were not in a drought by June 1st. That would be [...]