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  Shooting yourself in the foot

  10.27.08 | Permalink | 19 Comments

  {Back to HELP WANTED.} My homemade macaroni and cheese is legendary, thanks to Betty Crocker (the Worcestershire sauce is very important, and the sharper the cheese the better). But certain short people prefer the orange kind. Only, it won’t be very orange, WILL IT, if you use the calcium-rich powder to season the couch. Jane [...]

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  All you ever needed to know about manners, and how to teach them to your kids

  06.09.08 | Permalink | 14 Comments

  Everything I know about manners I learned from The Berenstain Bears Forget Their Manners. Brother and Sister Bear are just about as impolite as it gets. And then there’s Papa Bear, who’s basically Homer Simpson in a bear suit. In fact, if I were Promise Keepers: Men of Integrity, I’d be suing Stan and Jan [...]

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