What happens when you put this much hair in your trash can?
I shaved my head when I was nineteen and out of the country for the first time. It was a sign of rebirth and a new direction in life. Plus it was awesome to take care of while backpacking on Eurorail and staying in [...]
A couple days ago, my only friend who lives near enough to swap babysitting with moved. We’d like to move too, but haven’t found the right house to buy.
I’ve lived in at least 23 different places, and I confess sometimes I ignore my neighbors, because, well, they probably won’t be my neighbors for long. Other [...]
After all the flap about fraudulent autobiographies (holocaust faker, addict exaggerator, gang survivor wanna-be), I’ve decided to write my own memoirs. It (they?) might be extremely boring, but I promise to be truthful, and really, why would you ever prefer a good story to The Truth?
Here’s my story of shame and degradation, humiliation and redemption:
I [...]
I’m still not sure whether this Ultimate Blog Party thing at 5 Minutes for Mom is a great way to make new friends or a crass self-promotion frenzy. Or both. If you’ve come to my site as part of the party (and even if you haven’t), I’d love to visit your blog, so be sure [...]
I have a bum shoulder. It’s not my only unfortunate physical characteristic. I also have a Down Syndrome palm. Well, two of them if you’re counting. Dick likes to say Just think how smart you’d be if you didn’t have Down Syndrome. I think he wrote an “Ode Down Syndrome Girl” when he was courting [...]
10 things I hate about running 10Ks
1. People who run a few miles before the race to warm up show off.
2. People who run a few miles after the race to get a ‘real’ workout.
3. Overly cheerful people. Why are you so happy? You’re back here running with me. Now you’re a bit behind. Hmmm, [...]
I have discovered Confessions of a Pioneer Woman, Ree, who seems to maybe live on a ranch, but otherwise to be quite normal. Anyway I haven’t come across any mention of outhouses yet. She also blogs (oh does she blog, with pictures) about her cooking. I’m starving.
Today she’s having a Wii (that’s dubya I I, [...]