“Oh, are you having those painful afterbirth contractions?” (especially if she, say, had an emergency, unwanted HYSTERECTOMY three days ago.) (I’m a moron.)
@WellRndedWoman do they take back kids, even if they've been purchased elsewhere? Wait, I won't even have my kids! Oh, the possibiltiies!!! 6 hours ago
@mamabirddiaries Let me know. I don't think there's a Sephora near me, but that would be worth an interstate car trip. 8 hours ago
@inevergrewup @kallikverb Way more drill team, though. Not Tiffani enough for cheer. 8 hours ago
Literally could care less irregardless of you're hopefully disregarding I's grammar. 8 hours ago
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