My mom got a speeding ticket last week. She was driving up a hill on a lonely stretch of highway between here and New Mexico, and someone was tailgating her, so she pulled into the right-hand lane, but somehow she still ended up in front at the crest of the hill, and she was the [...]
Thanks to the great cultural advancement that is the DVR, I can watch plenty of mind-numbing TV without commercial interruption. But sometimes, as I’m fast-forwarding to the next diagnosis on House, I catch a spot that looks intriguing. Lexus has their annual December to Remember campaign going on. The ads start with a little boy [...]
Once, about fourteen years ago, I knew a lot about American History. But even during those months of immersion study for the AP test, I didn’t know much about anything after WWII. Back then the test focused on the Civil War and Robber Barons and the Great Depression. Go ahead, ask me anything about J.P. [...]
Leslie Kaufman had an interesting article about caregivers in the New York Times last week. It explored the special care that a caregiver who is related to her charge can provide. According to one such caregiver, Tracy Keil, she* can help her charges who don’t want “just a baby sitter” to live as they would [...]
Despite early encouraging signs about the availability and eagerness of teenage babysitters out here in Seagull Fountain, we have yet to secure a minder for the coveted Friday night date slot. Today in church the Young Women (12-18 years old) sang that testimony song, and boy! did they look pure and wholesome and ready to [...]
The other day as I was walking into the grocery store with Susan and Spot, a couple in their fifties passed me. The man looked at shivering Spot and said, “Wow, you look really cold.” What he meant was that I was a bad mother who didn’t care that my kid was freezing and likely [...]
There’s nothing like standing in line for 5 seconds, filling out a provisional ballot form, and then snapping some pictures of goofy kids at the polls to make you crave a hamburger and fries, and a Coke. Unfortunately, it was only 10:23 am, and McDonalds doesn’t turn the hashbrown-makers into fry vats until 10:30. But, [...]