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Oh, to be a blond (or a readhead) and available!
08.01.09 | Permalink | 35 Comments

My sister has been dating a lot lately, and much of the time this is a torturous series of first dates, euphoria, disappointment, and resignation (not always in that order). But sometimes it makes me wonder “What if?” “What if I weren’t stuck with Mr. Bennet and our predictable, plodding life?” Peruse, for example, this excerpt from the online profile [...]

@jenniebakesalot My babies get pretty used to it, pretty fast. Had a friend whose baby's heartbeat in utero was super fast, had to abstain. 2 hours ago
@jet_set Sadly, not the way I drink soda ;). I went almost my whole 1st prego wo, but w subsequent that's how I celebrated 2nd trimester. 3 hours ago
@jet_set And it works bec that first week or so coincides with pain medication that takes care of withdrawal headaches. 3 hours ago
@jet_set Interesting. I've drunk Mtn Dew while nursing each time, but I always go off it the first few months so I can sleep at odd times. 3 hours ago
@SeagullFountain @luckyredhen @suedonym Dude *love* to read in the tub. I'm sounding really pathetic here. I mean, more than usual. 13 hours ago

Oh, to be a blond (or a readhead) and available!