There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been said before and that could in any case convey the bittersweetness as Molly cuts her third tooth and climbs to the top of the stairs as soon as my back is turned. And I won’t apologize for neglecting everything to rock her as she nurse-naps in the [...]
The cool mist humidifiers are working overtime, and still Molly wakes up with pinkish-rubber-snot-plugged nostrils. Poor baby. Tom asked me why she’s still sick when she gets all the breastfeeding, and I’ve gotten good at making her think she wants the bubble-gum flavored antibiotics. The trick is to let her play with the dropper, do the [...]
I think this is the part where I get to say, demurely and modestly, of course, that thank you, thank you, yes, no applause please, I birthed that baby without any pain medication. But all I can really say is that that is some PAINFUL stuff, and if I hadn’t been blessed with a pretty [...]
That’s what Lucy says when baby Molly isn’t consoled with the pacifier or by the singing that Lucy increases in volume as the baby’s cries escalate. If I am not quick enough, the noise reaches eardrum-piercing level, and I could not honestly tell you which is worse, Jesus Cleansed the Lepers at full munchkin volume [...]
Dear Mrs. Brown, I just wanted to explain and apologize — I’d never send Callie to school if I thought she was sick. I had a baby a week ago, and she’s been the center of attention since then, including all our talk about how much she spits up. This morning Callie came back from [...]
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