A mother learns to pee slowly so she can have a few extra seconds alone (if she has a lock on the bathroom door). A mother makes dessert after the kids are in bed so she doesn’t have to share. A mom turns the radio up loud not so she can dance with her children in the kitchen but so that she cannot hear them crying/whining/fighting. A mom hopes her kid gets the flu instead of her husband, because at least he is bringing home the bacon, and her kid will complain less. If Mother’s Day makes you want to comfort-eat, post this as your status.
–I know this is way too similar to my last post (and thank you for your contributions to that list), but I was, uhm, inspired by a Facebook meme *, not to mention the pink eye, croup, girl-mones, and math I waded through today.
** The new “devil made me do it” excuse.
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The part about dessert? So totally true!
Hee Hee. This is why I have music so loud in the car…I just have to zone out in the car and not listen to anyone asking me anything at all.
I accidentally related to this post WAY TO MUCH.