Spot: I hate boys. Only Daddy and Skippy. And Grandpa and Uncle Ryan. I love them.
Susan: WHAT ABOUT GOD AND JESUS?? You know they are boys, right?
Spot: I hate them.
Susan: (runs to me) Mom, Spot says she hates God and Jesus. (Waits in expectant anticipation of righteous indignation while I type furiously to record the conversation.)
Spot: She doesn’t answer, so I can say that.
Mom: {cackles}
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Spot knows how to find the loopholes.
Too long for Twitter but just right for a much needed laugh!
I already really liked your kids… now I like them even more.