Two words: Sex dreams. Discuss.
(not your husband) (Pierce Brosnan — younger, like in The Thomas Crown Affair or James Bond) (HOT, oh my) (okay, if I were conscious and choosing these things it’d be Russell Crowe (the Gladiator one, not the puffy Insider one) or Taylor Lautner’s abs — he could wear a paper bag* and not talk, right?) (but it was Pierce Brosnan, a Pierce Brosnan who was also every crush you ever had in your hormone-fueled teenage imaginings) (HOT)
I would probably feel guilty if a) I had not suffered through several abandonment dreams and b) I had not been rudely awakened about three-fourths of the way in. Instead, I feel just a little bit . . . frustrated.
(also: HOT)
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*The paper bag is so you don’t have to think about how young he is. Once he cut his hair in that one movie, he was quite presentable.
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ROTFL! Oh, Jane…I totally relate. Not sure I want to discuss but let’s just say I’ve woken up a time or two all hot and bothered after a rather steamy dream. Gotta love those pregnancy hormones! And no, I never felt guilty. I chalked it all up to hormones…and secret crushes from way back when. Enjoy it while you have an excuse!
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Oh boy can I relate. Not to Taylor Lautner but to dreaming about being with men other than my husband! I keep reading it is normal but it is always so weird.
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I am soooooo offended. You know since I NEVER talk about sex… or dreams… or anything offensive. And sometime I just lie in comments.
Seriously the Pierce Brosnan is totally HAWTIE!
And totally not offended. This post reminded me of Chick-Fil-A lunches… only tamer. ;-P
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I feel cheated. My sex dreams (or most dreams for that matter) are more abstract than to see/remember actual people. I do wonder about those women who feel generous about giving it up once a week or so- don’t those dreams start visiting them, um, often?
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Jane Reply:
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:48 am
Once a week would make me feel very generous right now. I only want to be touched in a purely abstract manner. ;p
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I had some doozies last time I was pregnant. My biggie seemed to be Sam Elliot of the era of Road House? that name sounds wrong, you know the movie w/ patrick swayze as a bouncer.
oooh and C laughed forever that during my first preg I would watch Interview w. a Vampire on mute just to watch Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise….droool. Its funny though I dont particularly like watching either one of them most of the time. LOL
Steff
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Jane Reply:
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:49 am
I love Brad Pitt, when he was younger. Like Twelve Monkeys, and some of those other crazy ones. SO hot. Sad that the older I get and the more I know about their personal lives, the harder it is to just fantasize. ;p
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I’m jealous since all of my sex dreams were first trimester and now pretty much done! My DH loves it when I have them, though.
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That’s so funny. I had a sex dream not too long ago (also pregnant) about Patrick Swayze. Or at least the guy in my dream reminded me of him – dancer’s body. Yum! I don’t have sex dreams nearly as often as I’d like.
And Jane, I’m the same way about being touched right now. Metaphorically or figuratively only please!
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OK. Just found you. This is an odd place to put my first comment on your blog, but I just have to say:
Pierce Brosnan has bird legs. Seriously. In an interview once, he said he is most selfconscious about his legs. He doesn’t like being seen in a swimsuit.
So I saw a movie once where you could see his legs.
And it’s true. He has long, skinny-minny, scrawnly, bird legs.
That said, frankly, I’m not looking at his legs. He has the BEST hands (among other things) ever graced on a man.
Just thought I’d share.
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