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08.31.09 | Spot | 10 Comments

I’ve had several months to regret buzzing Spot’s hair. It made sense at the time, and she didn’t care. Not caring was probably why she cut her bangs off at the scalp in the first place. Several months is nothing, of course; I have spent years regretting the times I have cut my own hair.

Then today Spot was inconsolably (also unintelligibly) distraught during the get-dressed-and-pee routine. Spot is the only person I know who can wait hours before peeing in the morning; I try to remind her after breakfast anyway, because urinary output is just one of the homeland security concerns a mother monitors.

I finally deciphered her complaint as “my hair is sticking up.” I didn’t tell her that sticking up is nothing compared to the perm she’ll beg for in seventh grade.

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totally unrelated, but fun to read

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