I have hereditary itchy back. There’s this one spot, right in the middle middle, where normally your bra strap fastens, if you were to wear a bra on a regular basis. I know this itch is hereditary because I’ve seen both my mom and my dad walk over to a corner or door jamb, back up to the protruding part and shift side-to-side. Sometimes this is really discreet, and other times vaguely strip-club-ish. Not that I’d know anything about that, except what was on the House season finale.
Tara was so impressed that I’d post a picture of my bum on the internet, I thought I’d show you how I look in a swimsuit. At first I was upset about the mud, but then Sally started rubbing it into that one spot in the middle middle, and all I can say is that Dick was a happy man that night.
Because he didn’t have to spend 10 minutes scratching my back.
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