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Wouldn’t say “crap” if her mouth were full of it

07.30.08 | Daily Dick and Jane | 1 Comment

I’ve posted several pictures of Susan looking sweet and guileless, but I wouldn’t want to mislead anyone. Grandma thinks Susan is not a typical middle child: she has no difficulty asserting herself and she is not what you’d call a peacemaker.

She is also why I gave up on baby-proofing three years ago. Lately she has been trying to express interest in my “makeup,” which, since I don’t actually own any, means that she dissected a bunch of tampons and opened a few of those sealed contact lens packets. Today she found my concealer (okay, so I do have makeup, if five different kinds of concealer count) and for a few minutes I wondered if she’d gotten a new birthmark shaped like a port-wine stain.

totally unrelated, but fun to read

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