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Ah, Summer: Girls with Guns, Excessive Wearing of Sunglasses, Booze

06.11.08 | summer | 7 Comments

I know a lot of you are experiencing hot, violent weather. Here in the Olympic Peninsula of Utah, we’ve got snow on the mountains and just enough sun to cast a shadow. This wet, green early summer reminds me of the last time we were not in a drought by June 1st. That would be ten years ago, when Dick and I had our wedding reception in my parents’ backyard and it started to rain just as we were leaving for a week of connubial bliss experimentation utter cluelessness. 

Here’s Spot in the pool yard, not swimming. 

Usually we save movies for when it’s too hot to be outside, but last Saturday we gave up on that and took the kids to Horton Hears a Who at the dollar theater. That’s Call Me Princess Ruby in the front and Miss I Like to Dress Like a Pioneer in the back. Girls are so blessedly anti-violence.

Horton Hears a Who is an awful movie, even worse than Bee Movie, and if I were a homeshooling mom, I’d be UP IN ARMS over the outrageous vilification of the “pouch-schooling” kangaroo mom, who is the source of everything evil and intolerant. Who writes these movies? 

Our diet deteriorates drastically stays about the same during the summer. Susan is so helpful: here she has shredded the chicken nuggets into microscopic pieces for Spot.

In anticipation of hot days, we bought economy-size sunscreen, swim rings, diving toys, and sunglasses for all. Sally wears her sunglasses at night. I think Corey Hart’s a little old for her, which is good, because otherwise we’d be beating him off with a stick.

 

Spot got a little depressed about the weather and hit the bottle.

I’m praying for a warm front. I don’t know how much more sparkling apple cider Spot’s system can take.


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