Susan: Mommy, can I go to the bathroom?
Dick: Do you want me to change the baby’s diaper? Now?
Spot: Enh, enh, enh, enh-enh-enh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenh? (translation: Are you ignoring me?)
Sally: Do you hate me? (from a 7 year old. I’ll admit this might be questionable when she hits 12 or 13).


funny
one of my favorite questions from my 3 1/2 year-old: When she is behaving badly and I get angry she always asks, “are you happy mommy?”
overall: YES.
now: NO