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Isn’t it comforting and affirming that it’s the same wherever you go?

07.04.07 | Family | 6 Comments

I know there are some skeptics, and that even we true believers have doubts and concerns at times, but it’s such a comfort to travel anywhere in the world and find that it is exactly the same, with people of the same spirit and inclination and the same ritual and feeling present.

I’m talking, of course, about Walmart. I took the girls to the Payson, Utah Walmart today to buy a pumice stone for my cracked and bleeding heels. Sally could not stop pointing out all the similarities between this Walmart and our Bayway Supercenter in Florida: “Look, Mom, they even have the word Walmart on the handles of the carts, just like our Walmart” and “Wow, the milk is way in the back, just like at ours.” I nodded. Yes, it is comforting to know (or just another horrifying symptom of the absolute soulessness of our largest retailer) that Walmart is the same wherever you go.

In other news, Spot learned how to crawl at 6 pm on Monday, July 2, 2007. She had scooted, mostly backwards, for a couple days before that, but now she is off like a shot, as it were. And at only 8 months, 17 days and 3 hours. What a (content) prodigy! And Susan’s exaggerated inflections and eclectic diction are amusing everyone. “Um, yeah” is her response to almost any question. Unless it’s “No, no, no,” super loud, to the requests that I especially want her to agree with.

totally unrelated, but fun to read

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