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What motivates Avery: water balloons, parachute play, and getting to wear her swimsuit to school

05.17.07 | Sally | 4 Comments

Normal school-day morning at the Johnson house

7 am Sally sneaks out to the living room and turns on Curious George on PBS.

7:30 am Mom shuffles out and tells Sally to turn off the TV and get dressed. No response.

7:45 am Mom shuffles between stove and Spot’s high chair, and tells Sally to turn off the TV, get dressed and come eat breakfast, now. No response.

8 am Mom shuffles between Susan and Spot, and tells Sally to turn off the TV, get dressed, come eat breakfast and make her lunch, or else. No response.

8:15 am Mom shuffles between Dick rushing out the door and Susan needing hands washed, and tells Sally to turn off the TV, get dressed, come eat breakfast, make her lunch and pack her backpack or she might as well not go to school. No response.

8:30 am Mom (having drunk most of a Mountain Dew by this time), yells at Sally to turn off that &!@# TV and get her tookey in gear. School starts at 8:40, and it’s a 10-minute drive.

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This morning at the Johnson house

7:30 am Mom shuffles out to find Sally completely dressed and having already eaten, made a lunch and packed her backpack; she’s even packed her extra change of clothes as per Miss Ruffin’s instructions. Apparently, today (second-to-last day of school) is outside water play day and Sally can’t wait to get there.

totally unrelated, but fun to read

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